Modern Pirate Matte Clay Paste

Made from ashes of discarded sailor corpses, the Matte Clay Paste is the real death grip- dry as bone and gin. Just kidding, it’s really just a hair-styling aid for that out-of-grave- I mean, out-of-bed look. Yikes.

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